Billy Preston performs 'Nothing from Nothing' and 'Fancy Lady,' while Janis Ian performs 'At Seventeen' and 'In the Winter'. During the Weekend Update, Chevy Chase reports about President Ford blowing his nose and Emperor Hirohito visiting Disneyland. During the show, George Carlin performs monologues on blue food, religion, baseball vs. Finally, another mock commercial presents 3-bladed razors as an absolute household necessity. A home security system installer breaks into a couple's home and scares them to death to demonstrate how much they need an alarm installed. In a mock commercial parodying Lark cigarettes, a truck rolls through town asking people to show their guns.

Valri Bromfield presents a monologue as a volleyball coach giving some very personal advice to her players before a game. The Academy of Better Careers offers people an exciting new life answering telephones. In the maternity ward of a hospital for bees, father bees anxiously wait to find out if their children will be drones or workers. Albert Brooks presents a documentary titled 'The Impossible Truth,' in which he presents several shocking news stories. A mock ad for pain-reliever Triopenin plays up the product's child-proof caps. Two men, claiming to be a married couple, discuss the benefits of a new vitamin product called Jamitol. A reporter interviews the victim of a shark bite who, despite his claims to the contrary, obviously still has all his limbs. Andy Kaufman sings along with a Mighty Mouse record. A distraught rape victim in a courtroom describes the attacker's words in writing, which then confuses an inattentive jurist. New Dad Insurance offers bereaved families a new father to take the place of their deceased one. The skits for this episode are as follows: an ESL teacher gives increasingly bizarre sentences to his student, who repeats his every word until the teacher suffers a fatal heart attack, and the student dutifully acts out an identical 'death'. The host for the episode is George Carlin, and the musical guests are Billy Preston and Janis Ian.

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